What is the name of your Jaguar?
J – JAM – Jam. His name is Jam.
Does he talk?
J – No
He doesn’t?
J – No he doesn’t talk.
How do you know what he is saying?
J – because he speaks in Spanish.
You understand Spanish?
J – I understand Spanish, I do.
Where did you learn Spanish?
J – From Diego.
Tell me a Spanish word.
J – Adios Amigos.
Do you know what that means?
J – Bye Bye. And culture means, “a cobra”. See Mom?
Do you have a cobra AND a jaguar?
J – Yes!
Does the cobra have a name?
J – Yes.
What is it?
J – His name is Jamie.
That’s your name!
J – Yeah, his name is like that.
Why is his name the same as yours?
J – Because, um, when he was a little baby, I called him Jamie.
What if I call out “Jamie!” – will you both come?
J – Yes.
What happens if I say, Just the real Jamie!
J – the the real Jamie comes.
Who is that?
J – It’s me. I’m the real jMaie
Is that like being the real Slim Shady
J - What’s a Slim Shady?
Do you know who Eminem is? He is rapper. He sometimes called, the real slim shady.
J – Slim Shady, I don’t know the Eminem guy.
That’s alright. You’re the real Jamie Jam. That’s a pretty good thing.
J – My Jaguar’s name is JAM!
Where is Jupitor?
J – Across from earth.
How can I tell which planet is Jupitor?
J – Because I know.
How DO you know? What do you have that I don’t so you can tell?
J – Becaue I see the little J and that’s where my jupitor is.
Does it call to you?
J – No, you just go find it.
How will you get there?
J – You have to take a big rocket ship.
You have a rocket ship?
J – YES!!!
Tell me about your rocket ship.
J – It holds 100 people!
Wow! 100 people?
J – Un huh.
What else?
J – I have another rocket ship.
Tell me a bout your rocket ships.
J – Breathe. The rocket ship that I just telled you it holds 4 people.
What else about your rocket ship?
J - There is a seat in the back for my jaguar. I trained my cobra snake.
What did you train your cobra snake to do?
J – So he can not bite.
Hm. That seems hard to believe that a cobra wouldn’t bite. What do you feed him?
J – FISH!
Do you have other animals on Jupitor?
J – No. I only have two animals.
Do you have any brothers and sisters?
J – I have only sisters.
What are your sister’s names?
J - Cobra and Jaguar.
WAIT A MINUTE! Those are your pets. How are they your pets AND your sisters?
J – Because I named them that.
Named who that?
J – My sisters.
Are they animals or sisters or both?
J – Both.
So, what does your mom look like if you have a snake sister and a jaguar sister?
J – {Breathing loudly.} The cat sleeps on my bed when I sleep. She looks like blonde hair, pink toenails, brown legs and her tummy is fat. Not her tummy is fat, it is circle with food in it. She ate a lot when she was a kid. When I was a little kid I used to use my … and I also, love to do.
And he is gone.
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