I want a popsicle and fruit roll up

Another story.

When I get out of bed, I secretly took my Mom’s watch and I secretly put it on. She didn’t know I had her watch. I clicked it on. That was me.

While I was sleeping, I got my Mom’s watch, I put this watch on my hand.

How do I put this watch on my hand?

Mom can you put this watch on my hand?

Mom put this watch on my hand!

That was not my Jupitor story MOM!!!!

Mommy!!!

(Mom puts watch on Jamie’s arm)

She didn’t know this was my time watch and I slept with it. I weared while it was day. I kicked with it. I wanted it. Then my mom saw my playing with it. And I was like “you found me with this watch!”

I didn’t really know where my original watch.

I didn’t know how to turn my Mom’s watch and I … EARTH!

Can you help me turn this?

{Whimper.}

I want you to help me turn this.

When Fivel slept on me that I was so afraid that it was a monster but it was my cat. And I smelled his feet and it was stinky.

I rubbed my comic book with my little cat. He followed me to my work.

When I took a nap, he took a nap with me. I didn’t know he was behind me. When I woke up I was sleeping on his real little petal.

He said “I want a popsicle and a fruit roll-up”.

That’s the end of my story.

What is SPI?

A new one.

J - How do you spell one?

O-N-E.

J - Spi. That’s what I work with – S-P-I.

What is SPI?

J - I work there and my coaches say I have to play Walker every time I go to high school and sometimes, I’m in high school.

My teacher at high school –

I don’t believe it what my friend’s names are.

My mom – always crazy – put me in a high school with a little necklace.

I don’t know why my mom put a little love necklace. And they see me and want to LOVE me.

And then I put my necklace off put it in my bag and then they don’t want to marry me.

That’s the end of my story.

My first official interview with Jamie

What is the name of your Jaguar?

J – JAM – Jam. His name is Jam.

Does he talk?

J – No

He doesn’t?

J – No he doesn’t talk.

How do you know what he is saying?

J – because he speaks in Spanish.

You understand Spanish?

J – I understand Spanish, I do.

Where did you learn Spanish?

J – From Diego.

Tell me a Spanish word.

J – Adios Amigos.

Do you know what that means?

J – Bye Bye. And culture means, “a cobra”. See Mom?

Do you have a cobra AND a jaguar?

J – Yes!

Does the cobra have a name?

J – Yes.

What is it?

J – His name is Jamie.

That’s your name!

J – Yeah, his name is like that.

Why is his name the same as yours?

J – Because, um, when he was a little baby, I called him Jamie.

What if I call out “Jamie!” – will you both come?

J – Yes.

What happens if I say, Just the real Jamie!

J – the the real Jamie comes.

Who is that?

J – It’s me. I’m the real jMaie

Is that like being the real Slim Shady

J - What’s a Slim Shady?

Do you know who Eminem is? He is rapper. He sometimes called, the real slim shady.

J – Slim Shady, I don’t know the Eminem guy.

That’s alright. You’re the real Jamie Jam. That’s a pretty good thing.

J – My Jaguar’s name is JAM!

Where is Jupitor?

J – Across from earth.

How can I tell which planet is Jupitor?

J – Because I know.

How DO you know? What do you have that I don’t so you can tell?

J – Becaue I see the little J and that’s where my jupitor is.

Does it call to you?

J – No, you just go find it.

How will you get there?

J – You have to take a big rocket ship.

You have a rocket ship?

J – YES!!!

Tell me about your rocket ship.

J – It holds 100 people!

Wow! 100 people?

J – Un huh.

What else?

J – I have another rocket ship.

Tell me a bout your rocket ships.

J – Breathe. The rocket ship that I just telled you it holds 4 people.

What else about your rocket ship?

J - There is a seat in the back for my jaguar. I trained my cobra snake.

What did you train your cobra snake to do?

J – So he can not bite.

Hm. That seems hard to believe that a cobra wouldn’t bite. What do you feed him?

J – FISH!

Do you have other animals on Jupitor?

J – No. I only have two animals.

Do you have any brothers and sisters?

J – I have only sisters.

What are your sister’s names?

J - Cobra and Jaguar.

WAIT A MINUTE! Those are your pets. How are they your pets AND your sisters?

J – Because I named them that.

Named who that?

J – My sisters.

Are they animals or sisters or both?

J – Both.

So, what does your mom look like if you have a snake sister and a jaguar sister?

J – {Breathing loudly.} The cat sleeps on my bed when I sleep. She looks like blonde hair, pink toenails, brown legs and her tummy is fat. Not her tummy is fat, it is circle with food in it. She ate a lot when she was a kid. When I was a little kid I used to use my … and I also, love to do.

And he is gone.